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PostSubject: Rules of Transformice   Sun Aug 15, 2010 5:18 pm

The approved rules are in this post.

1. Do not talk about super spirit.
2. Do NOT talk about super spirit.
3. We are mice.
4. Mouse is legion.
5. Anvil god hungers.
6. After anvil god eats, it hungers more.
7. Anvil god will never be full.
8. There is only room for one shaman on the map.
9. You will never see it coming at night time.
10. You will only see after it has gone.
11. Cannons are rarely used for non-troll purposes.
12. Even when cannons are not used for trolling, someone will die.
13. You will see bubbles on every map.
14. Anvil god loves bubbles more than hearts.
15. Rule 5 is more true at night.
16. Your airship will fail.
17. Even if your airship does not fail, it will be trolled and turned into a fail.
18. Truly epic shaman battles take up the entire two minutes.
19. Hackers have no skill.
20. Even without skill, hackers will never die.
21. You will lose the shaman battle.
22. When the other shaman is finally alone, he won't know what to do.
23. The shaman will suicide in confusion.
24. Thanks to the other shaman, we gathered 0 cheese!
25. Trolling is good.
26. When you fight the anvil god, climb it. See what happens.
27. Anyone who speaks of super spirit shall be eaten by the anvil god.
28. Just kidding, the anvil god will eat you either way.
29. If you bow before the anvil god, he will eat you last.
30. Rule 27 does not work at night.
31. Rules 27 and 28 are false. The anvil god eats everyone at the same time, because thats how epic he is.
32. Mice will randomly explode.
33. This happens often.
34. It happens to happen at 1:30.
35. Do NOT attempt to hax0r. Ever.
36. The Mice of the Round Table shall not be talked about, heard about, or seen.
37. All who speak of the Mice of the Round Table shall have their souls eaten.
38. The three way forum "race" is epic.
39. Lag controls all things, even the Anvil God.
40. The person who wrote rule 39 was eaten for suggesting the Anvil God was controlled by something.
41. You cannot actually eat the cheese. You may only gather it.
42. Needs more trolling.
43. The wind waits for no one.
44. The fan god and box god want to be appreciated, but are overshadowed by the anvil god.
45. Anvil god is superior. Anyone that thinks differently will be eaten.
46. Those that believe anvil god is superior will be eaten later.
47. The Mice of the Round Table don't actually exist, but don't tell anvil god that.
48. Anvil god still believes The Mice of the Round Table exist.
49. Anvil god still believes Miley and Hannah are two different people.
50. This rule indicates a low population for room 1.
51. Room 0 is for losers.
52. Room hsdg is for people that don't like people.
53. You will never find people in room hsdg.
54. Anvil snakes are the children of anvil god.
55. Anvil god forces shamans to create his children.
56. Ball god will never amount to anything.
57. Magic god, however, might.
58. Rule 45 still applies to Magic god.
59. Rush, Little Mouse. It is the best way to gather cheese.
60. Because of rule 41, The Mice of the Round Table are the only ones allowed eat cheese.
61. However, you may spend your cheese on hats.
62. Hats are created by the slave shamans.
63. Slave shamans follow rule 55.
64. Slave shamans are actually no different than regular shamans.
65. All slave shamans are trolls.
66. Balls are useless.
67. Ball god is about as useless.
68. Balls made in China may explode.
69. Anvil god does not approve.
70. It isn't actually the roof map.
71. The cheese will never run out.
72. You must take large amounts of cheese and put them on your back, making yourself extremely heavy.
73. The Mice of the Round Table demand it.
74. Anvil god cannot actually think. He can only destroy.
75. Because of rule 74, rules 48 and 49 are false.
76. Anyone that does not follow the purple arrows will be killed.
77. Follow the arrows, even if they point into a bottomless pit.
78. Following the arrows does not guarantee your survival.
79. SOLVE IT WITH CANNONS.
80. When following rule 79, refer to rule 12.
81. You must make it to pro island.
82. If you do not make it to pro island, you are not pro. You will not earn pro points.
83. Pro points aren't actually worth anything.
84. Your attempts to ban with 10 mice is destined to failure.
85. If you have more mice, the offender will go offline, sending your attempts to failure anyway.
86. Shamans aren't actually trying to help you.
87. Shamans do it for the points.
88. You must be for something before you die.
89. If you cannot think of anything to be for, yell, "Sparta".
90. If you do not suicide, we will find you.
91. He is lagging, not hacking.
92. No, honestly, there are no hacks involved.
93. That strange jumping across the pit? That happened before the platform disappeared. It's just lag.
94. The mice will never actually transform.
95. The lemon hat is amazing.
96. However, never actually wear the lemon hat.
97. Buy the lemon hat anyway. Rule 96 might be overturned later.
98. Any rule overturning rule 96 is false.
99. Any other clothing items are acceptable.
100. ARG!
101. Rule 99 is only partly true.
102. The Naruto headband is not acceptable. Do not wear it.
103. Unlike rule 97, do not buy the Naruto headband, even if it will complete your collection.
104. The slave shamans failed on that one.
105. The slave shamans will fail in the future.
106. Every amazing contraption can be ruined by that one mouse that won't use it.
107. Rule 106 is overlooked by rule 114.
108. Rule 70 might not apply here.
109. There's actually a way to tell them apart.
110. Every pro can wall jump.
111. However, not every wall jumper is pro.
112. Using balloons to get over walls is not pro.
113. Boot camp. Make it as difficult for your mice to get through.
114. You must kill the last mouse.
115. If rule 114 cannot be done, make the map so bad through rule 113 that he suicides.
116. Watch the lemmings. They are hilarious.
117. However, do not follow the lemmings.
118. If you can make that impossible jump, you are pro.
119. Rule 118 might be false. You are probably a hax0r. Refer to rule 35.
120. Anvil god gets angrier for every heart he sees.
121. There is only one mouse left in The Mice of the Round Table.
122. That mouse is the one watching you from the mouse hole.
123. That mouse's name is Lou.
124. That mouse eats all of your cheese because of rule 41.
125. Lou cannot die.
126. You must think with portals.
127. SOLVE IT WITH BOXES.
128. If boxes do not work, refer to rule 79.
129. If you are stuck or cannot make a jump, cry.
130. Crying always makes it better.
131. The shaman's power lies in the ornaments on the tail.
132. The log will tip, and you will fall.
133. If the cheese is just out of reach, someone obviously doesn't want you to win.
134. If the cheese is within your grasp, someone obviously set up a trap.
135. Runes are never needed.
136. There is always another alternative.
137. The alternative is probably better than the airship you're making now. Refer to rule 16.
138. The amount of cheese gathered defines your worth as a mouse.
139. Keeping your title as «Little Mouse» does not make you cool.
140. All of your perfectly placed items as shaman will be denied with lag and glitches.
141. Lou is still fighting the Anvil God, even when Anvil God kills everyone else.
142. Be afraid of the dark, Anvil God may be hiding there.
143. Rule 39 is wrong. Anvil God controls lag.
144. If someone fails, you must laugh.
145. If the shaman fails, you must cry.
146. All other situations call for a dance.
147. The first one falls.
148. The third one also falls.
149. Running across is futile. Accept your bubbly death.
150. Banning is, and never will be, worth two cheese.
151. Rules 152-160 will explain the map editor rules.
152. You must use all of the ground materials.
153. No one cares about neatness, so guess where people will jump and land.
154. Make it a box so no one can die.
155. Everyone loves lava. Fill your map with it.
156. Everyone also loves going through chocolate tunnels when they have cheese.
157. Your map will not get an approval rate above 80%.
158. If it gets over 70%, your map is lucky.
159. If your map gets deleted, it obviously needed more lava.
160. Remember that the shaman is utterly useless, so either kill them off or restrict their movement.
161. All mice are female.
162. Rule 161 was confirmed by Tigrounette.
163. If the solution is not at first obvious, let the level solve itself.
164. Rule 160 isn't true. The shaman is important to validate the map. The mice, however, are not.
165. Obviously, deleting a map for getting an F grade was too harsh.
166. Getting over half of the community's approval is certainly enough.
167. If you get first, exclaim it. Everyone must know.
168. No one actually cares, but you must follow the rules.
169. No mice die when they fall off the screen.
170. They are simply thrown into a warm, soothing bath for relaxation, waiting for the next death trap map.
171. Never wear hair.
172. Wigs are not cool.
173. You cannot wear any clothing besides hats and the occasional scarf.
174. It's just cheese. Did you think the currency was very strong in this kind of economy?
175. The IQ of a mouse drops when it gains the powers of a shaman.
176. If you cannon it, shame on you.
177. If it broke due to rule 79, you didn't solve it very well.
178. It must be made into a bus.
179. Being within the bus is much more fun than being on top.
180. Fan god spins the same way, regardless of wind.
181. Stop the airship now and resort to anything else.
182. Airships are banned in custom maps.
183. Room 1 is for laggers.
184. If you have lag, pay Room 1 a visit. People will love you.
185. With the mystical power of lag, you may be able to subdue Anvil god long enough to slip by with the cheese.
186. You cannot get to the moon without a broom.
187. Airships cannot get you to the moon.
188. The shaman will not help in bootcamp rooms.
189. However, the shaman must be there to save the drowning mice every 15 seconds.
190. Server is full :'(
191. Do not spirit the wall jumpers.
192. The wall jumpers do not need your help.
193. Anyone that can't wall jump will resort to balloons. Refer to rule 112.
194. Three... Two... Go... One.
195. Ban guests, no matter what.
196.Making an account isn't that hard.
197. Eyelashes must always be worn. Refer to rule 161.
198. If you ever get to map 777, you'll be the shaman.
199. Even if you aren't the shaman, you'll only get cheese.
200. The herd has invaded. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.


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PostSubject: Re: Rules of Transformice   Sun Aug 15, 2010 5:42 pm

25. Trolling is good.
26. When you fight the anvil god, climb it. See what happens.
27. Anyone who speaks of super spirit shall be eaten by the anvil god.
28. Just kidding, the anvil god will eat you either way.
29. If you bow before the anvil god, he will eat you last.
30. Rule 27 does not work at night.
31. Rules 27 and 28 are false. The anvil god eats everyone at the same time, because thats how epic he is.
32. Mice will randomly explode.
33. This happens often.
34. It happens to happen at 1:30.
35. Do NOT attempt to hax0r. Ever. The only hax0r who is not a noob is Tsurara.
36. The Mice of the Round Table shall not be talked about, heard about, or seen.
37. All who speak of the Mice of the Round Table shall have their souls eaten.
38. Members of the Transformcats are dominant over all other Transformice players.
39. Lag controls all things, even the Anvil God.
40. The person who wrote rule 39 was eaten for suggesting the Anvil God was controlled by something.
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PostSubject: Re: Rules of Transformice   Sun Aug 15, 2010 6:04 pm

46. Needs moar troll. no exceptions.
47. Needs moar Desu. no exceptions.
48. those using the title "little mouse" shall be smited
and.........
9001. ITS OVER NIIIIIIIIIIINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAND.
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PostSubject: Re: Rules of Transformice   Sun Aug 15, 2010 6:05 pm

9000. APPROACHING NIIIIIIIIIIINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAND.

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PostSubject: Re: Rules of Transformice   Sun Aug 15, 2010 6:11 pm

0. Do not mess with any members of Transformcats or you will be trolled by Apocalsypstic... or worse.
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PostSubject: Re: Rules of Transformice   Sun Aug 15, 2010 6:13 pm

-1. Transformcats' members are the best forum members in the world.

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PostSubject: Re: Rules of Transformice   Sun Aug 15, 2010 6:24 pm

These are the rules of Transformice, not the internet. We are not following the internet's memes, but are creating (and using) our own.
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PostSubject: Re: Rules of Transformice   Sun Aug 15, 2010 6:44 pm

If you get the title "The Reaper" you are hereby somewhat safe from Chuck Norris as he fears Anvil God
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PostSubject: Re: Rules of Transformice   Sun Aug 15, 2010 8:00 pm

Chuck Norris is an internet meme. We will not mention him in any of the rules.
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PostSubject: Re: Rules of Transformice   Sun Aug 15, 2010 8:43 pm

49. all rules are memes. no exceptions.
50. Chuck Norris. 'nuff saud.
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PostSubject: Re: Rules of Transformice   Sun Aug 15, 2010 9:21 pm

91: great justice is better than sparta.
92: the lemon rind hat is amazing.
93: wearing this hat gives you the ability to fly
94: this hat must never be worn
95: there is no rule 95
96: yes there is
95: oh fine then
97: the cheese is a lie
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99: the next rule is a lie
100: all preceeding rules are lies.
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PostSubject: Re: Rules of Transformice   Mon Aug 16, 2010 5:13 am

HEY! Room 0 is not for losers.

*Vaarsivius cries in a corner*

Also, Rule 101: Heavy machinery is cool.
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PostSubject: Re: Rules of Transformice   Mon Aug 16, 2010 11:12 am

When suggesting rules, do not mention a number. They can be edited and put in later.
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PostSubject: Re: Rules of Transformice   Tue Aug 31, 2010 1:29 pm

sticky this!
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PostSubject: Re: Rules of Transformice   Tue Aug 31, 2010 1:37 pm

Rule: Fear the Anvil, Plank, Box, Balloon, Ball, Rune, Lava, Lag, Bubbles, and Gravity Gods. But above all, fear Longcat.

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PostSubject: Re: Rules of Transformice   Tue Aug 31, 2010 2:28 pm

picture last page reported for slight pornography. the girl who is stabbed by longcat was showing her CANNONS. have a nice day in ban-land.
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PostSubject: Re: Rules of Transformice   Tue Aug 31, 2010 2:38 pm

Rust wrote:
Rule: Fear the Anvil, Plank, Box, Balloon, Ball, Rune, Lava, Lag, Bubbles, and Gravity Gods. But above all, fear Longcat.

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Wtf is... Nevermind. Long cat is really long.
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PostSubject: Re: Rules of Transformice   Tue Aug 31, 2010 2:40 pm

King Xerax wrote:
Rust wrote:
Rule: Fear the Anvil, Plank, Box, Balloon, Ball, Rune, Lava, Lag, Bubbles, and Gravity Gods. But above all, fear Longcat.

*post image with CANNONS here*

Wtf is... Nevermind. Long cat is really long.

don't post that. it has CANNONS.


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PostSubject: Re: Rules of Transformice   Tue Aug 31, 2010 11:12 pm

Rule 161: Use h4xz0rz all you want - an hour ban won't hurt!


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PostSubject: Re: Rules of Transformice   Tue Aug 31, 2010 11:13 pm

Actually, rules 151-160 exist, but they haven't been added here yet.
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PostSubject: Re: Rules of Transformice   Tue Aug 31, 2010 11:17 pm

Tacokitty wrote:
Actually, rules 151-160 exist, but they haven't been added here yet.

Fixed.
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PostSubject: Re: Rules of Transformice   Sun Sep 05, 2010 1:25 am

Updated with rules 151-160, and fixed rules 21-24 and 38.
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PostSubject: Re: Rules of Transformice   Tue Sep 07, 2010 3:09 am

Rule (insert number here): If you make a train, it will unnecessarily sing "Hey Soul Sister" all the time.
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PostSubject: Re: Rules of Transformice   Fri Sep 24, 2010 11:07 pm

###: Rule 130 is void in the presence of Anvil God.
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PostSubject: Re: Rules of Transformice   Mon Sep 27, 2010 6:45 pm

The Dragon is not a mouse or a Dragon...It is a wooden creation of a cat eating cheese(Saw a map with a Cat eating cheese...no joke)
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